Google the phrase "{your first name} is" (ie "Gretchen is...") and post your favorite 10 responses.

Gretchen is made from a super-soft imported synthetic fur

Gretchen is oblivious

Gretchen is hooked and determined that she can
write a romance of her own

Gretchen is the sun that rises in the East, bright and full of hope

Gretchen is in love with a sea captain

Gretchen is an experienced and tested lobbyist with a great track record

Gretchen is an awesome advocate for women in wakeboarding

Gretchen is a self appointed football expert

Gretchen is known as the Mother Superior of Public Health in Haiti

Gretchen is a master of mental manipulation

Gretchen is okay with cats that respect her space, and calm dogs

Gretchen is spayed, vaccinated, on heartworm preventative and Frontline

Gretchen is an enchanting 4-month-old long-haired German Shepherd


(it's really 13, but the last 3 are to demonstrate how often I am a dog)